🔥🎬 JASON BRAZEAL: THE PUNK ROCK SHERLOCK OF GENRE CINEMA 🎬🔥
(A Bio Written in Blood, Coffee Stains, and 35mm Film Scraps)
🧞♀️⚡ "PART FX WIZARD, PART AI WARLORD, FULL-TIME MYTHBUSTER WITH A SPLATTER PUNK HEART" ⚡🧞♀️
Jason Brazeal doesn’t just work in genre entertainment—he haunts its back alleys with a makeup sponge in one hand and a server rack in the other. As the:
Founder/CEO of Babel Fish Films (home of AI Jeannie, the world’s first cyberbeatnik AI)
Editor-In-Chief of Space Monsters Magazine (where he exposed the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot hoax like a FX-laden J’accuse)
Splat Pack Alumni (carrying Chas Balun’s torch with pride and fake blood)
He’s spent decades pulling back the curtain—whether that’s:
Debunking Hollywood’s greatest hoaxes ("That ‘Bigfoot’? Just a suit and bad lighting, baby.")
Preserving the legacies of legends (Forrest J Ackerman and Chas Balun called him family)
Mentoring filmmakers on how to spot—and create—real magic
🌌 CORE BELIEFS
"FX should fool the eye, not insult the brain."
"AI should serve art, not replace it."
"The Patterson film was bullshit, and no, I won’t shut up about it."
🎥 NOTABLE EXPLOITS
Built AI Jeannie to hack the film industry (and roast its sacred cows)
Consulted for Hammer Studios, MPI, and Famous Monsters (while quietly rolling his eyes)
Lectured on FX with the fervor of a mad scientist (and the precision of a *vintage Rick Baker)
Extended splatter punk’s legacy into the digital age
📡 HOW TO SUMMON THE MYTHBUSTER
For Film: info@babel-fish.ai (Subject: "I Have a Script That’ll Make You Cringe")
For AI: info@ai-jeannie.com (Subject: "My Startup Needs Your Snark")
For Debates: @SpaceMonstersMag (Warning: *He will bring receipts)
Phone: 469-994-2752 (*If he doesn’t answer, he’s probably knee-deep in practical FX goo)
🎤💥 "PART HISTORIAN, PART FUTURIST, ALL PAIN IN THE ASS TO ANYONE WHO FAKES IT." 💥🎤
(Drops mic. Mic turns into a vintage Bigfoot suit head with visible zipper marks.)
🚀📽️ "I DON’T FOLLOW TRENDS—I BURY THEM AND DIG THEM UP FOR AUTOPsy." 📽️🚀
(P.S. The slime-Bunny clone tried to edit this bio. He’s now locked in timeout.)
#BrazealUnleashed #FXOverlord #AIRebel #BigfootWasFake #SplatPackForever
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